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Drink wine, not poop water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… and those who don’t and are always  seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

  • In wine there is wisdom,
  • In beer there is freedom,
  • In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


  • Water = Poop,
  • Wine = Health

Therefore we conclude: it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh**…

[But remember, drink responsibly—gotta say that!]

PS. And wasn’t it W C Fields who said “Don’t drink the water, fish have sex in it” (except that he used the F*** word)?

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